Big Lots may have Jerry Van Dyke as a spokeman but Dollar Tree has Rufus!
Kim and Ron later thought it was too bad about Rufus when Kim mistook him as a bug due to her sickness.
Kim: (Doing the Jedi Mind Trick) I’m sexy and you will fall in love with me.
Ron: I’m sicker than you.
Kim: No, I’m sicker than you.
Ron: I’m sicker, KP!
Kim: No, I’m sicker!
Kim: (Sighing) Things I have to do to get this show back on for another season…
Ron: (In an annoying Kim like voice) Oh, I can do anything.
Kim: Ron! My idea of fun is not skinneydipping at 3AM!
Kim: These are the rules.
Everybody cheers, nobody quits.
If you don’t cheer, I’ll kill you myself.
Welcome to the Cubs.
Bonnie: Kimmie’s Cubs!
Kim: (Thinking) OMG, look at her butt. It is go big! She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends but who understand those rap guys.
Ron: Look, Kim. I’m not the one who can do anything. If you need Tampax, you’re going to have to buy them yourself!
Ron: (Whispering in Kim’s ear) I wish your folks weren’t hanging around.