Ron: Dang it, KP. Your walk in closet is so empty.
Kim: Now you know why I always wear the same thing day after day.
But we love him too! We can’t go on without some Ronshine!
Kim: No, Ron. We’re not making a movie to submit to pornotube.com
Shego: Yes, I took you out for dinner so I could break the news to you. You better go get yourself a drink. Oh, wait. Have mine. I won’t be drinking them anymore for quite some time. Say about nine months.
Shego: Somehow I thought he’d be happy, or really upset. I wonder what he’ll do when I tell him that it’s the sidekicks. Dang it, I knew that night in Rio would come back to haunt us. (Pause) I hope the ears look better though.
Hmm, Ron does have a cute butt…
Kim: And he erased all of the mp3s on the Kimmunicator and replaced them with pictures of himself.
Monique: Sexy pictures!
Kim: That’s not the point. It took me months to build up that collection. I’m going to have to start over!
Monique: And some naked pictures!
Kim: I don’t know what I’m going to do with him. He tries but…
Monique: Dump him. Please dump him.
Drakken: Ah, come on! We never tie you up like this!
Kimberly Anne Stoppable…
Follow up to this one:
Shego: Oh, you give Harry the guard an ‘excellent.’ I get a Needs Improvement and the guard that got a wedgie from the sidekick gets an excellent!
Shego: This is my review? THIS IS MY REVIEW?!? NEEDS IMPROVEMENT?!?