Kim: (Sighing) Ron, put your shirt back on. Ashley was only joking when she wrote that you were God’s gift to womankind. 🙂
Kim: What do you mean the school paper paid you for copies of our honeymoon pictures?
Ron: How else was I going to pay for my half of the wedding?
Kim: I’m sorry Ron but you just don’t satisify me. Unless you can do it to me twelve times every night, I guess I’m just going to have to play the field.
Drakken: So do you ever think they’ll get together?
Shego: Oh please. They are so to dating.
Kim: Again? Didn’t you get enough last night? Sheeze! What are you made out of, Ron? Can’t you wait until after school at least? Well, I guess we better head off to the jaintor’s closet yet again.
Kim: Dang it. It was Rufus that you had in your pocket. And I thought you were happy to see me.
Kim: But marrying Ron?
Mrs. Dr. P.: Oh, Kimmie. You can do a lot worse.
Kim: But think of what the children will look like.
Mrs. Dr. P.: You’re right. Dump him now and find a real man.
Ron! What are you doing taking a shower in our bathroom?!?!
Kim: Got a new boyfriend and I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Kim: You waited over a dozen years to confess your love to me? Ron, I love you but now you’re going to find out how much pain you put me through dating all those other guys before you get the chance to make hot monkey love with me.