Everybody look at me! I’m so pretty. Yes, so pretty…
The morning after the prom.
Ron: Us? Dating? Well…
Kim: So not…
Ron: We’re friends.
Kim: Best of friends.
Ron: Since Pre-K.
Drakken: But you two would make such a cute couple.
Ron: What do you mean you can Riverdance better than me, Rufus?
Kim: Why no silly. Ron wasn’t doing anything under the table.
Kim: You see this severed head? This is what you girls need to do when a guy gets rough with you!
Ron takes a deep breath.
Kim: Ron, get back down there. You’re not down yet.
Bonnie: People, this is a high school hallway. Stop looking at each other like that. Oh, come on. No, don’t start kissing her. Ron, stop it. Kim! Oh, that’s just sick, people. I just had lunch, people. No. No. Oh, come on…
Another one of my favorites (I need to do a list someday)
Ron: (Happy as heck) And Ron saves the day! Of course! Ron’s the man! Ron’s the man! Who’s the man?
Kim: (Annoyed and in a low voice) Ron’s the man.
Ron: That’s right. Ron’s the man! Who’s the man?
Kim: (Ditto) Ron’s the man.
Ron: It’s my birthday! It’s my birthday! I’m going to do my happy dance.
Kim: No, please not the…
Ron: (Starts doing the happy dance) It’s my birthday! Ron’s the man! It’s my birthday! Ron’s the man!
Kim: Ron, you got a better score on the test by one point. You don’t have to rub it in.
Ron: Yes I do. And do you know why?
Kim: (Sighs) Because you’re the man?
Ron: That’s right, KP. I’m the man! It’s my birthday!
Orginally ripped off from here. Language warning on that link.
Kim: That did it, man! I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it.
Ron: You’ll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Ron: It’s the little differences. A lotta the same stuff we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.
Ron: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a naco without cheese?
Kim: They don’t call it a naco without cheese?
Ron: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what a naco without cheese is.
Kim: What’d they call it?
Ron: Cheeseless naco.
Kim: (Repeating) Cheeseless naco. What’d they call a naco with cheese?
Ron: A naco with everything’s a naco with everything, but they call it naco.
Kim: What do they call a taco?
Ron: I dunno, I didn’t go into an Italian restaurant. But you know what they eat with lasagna in Holland instead of garlic bread?
Kim: Goddang it!
Ron: I’ve seen ’em do it. And I don’t mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they pile it on there.