Kim: You’re dating? Well, I always thought that you and I would… Ron? An older woman? Wouldn’t you prefer someone closer to your own age?
Ron: Rufus! You’re naked! Wow, these X-Ray glasses really do work!
Wade: Oh, how could they? Come off it. Kim, your new mission is to figure out who knocked off Firefly and get it back on television.
Ron: Hello? KP? I’m up here. Earth to Kimmie? Hel-lo? Eyes up here.
The morning after the prom.
Ron: Kim! What are you doing in the janitor’s closet? And why aren’t you wearing any clothes?
Kim: Well Mom. It’s like this. Ron wanted me to write him some love poetry and I’m having a problem. Do you think you can help me with it?
Kim: Oh, please. You do too worship the ground that I walk on.
Kim: No Wade. I’m at the hospital with Shego. Yes, Shego. Well, both Ron and Drakken got hit by one of Drakken’s rays and they’re both in love with Shego now so we brought them here until the rays wear off.
Shego: If anyone hears about this…
Kim: She’s not too happy about it either.
Ron: You know I had a dream like this once but you were both dressed in Cheerleader’s outfits.