Kim: You? On a date with you? *PLEASE* I’ll go on a date with you the very same night Dr. Drakken takes over Bueno Nacho in some sort of strange scheme to take over the world with Happy Meal toys. Heck, I’ll even pucker up and kiss you in front of the entire school. Like that would ever happen.
Kim: Why yes. That is Ron down there. Gives new meaning to “Call me, beep me”, doesn’t it?
Kim: Look and you’re a dead man.
Ron: Well, isn’t that funny? Your pants fell down. Heh, imagine that. You know I would think that Drakken would take better care of the ceilings in his lair. They always look so dirty. And maybe some more light fixtures.
Mr. Dr. P.: Well, Kimmiecub, it’s like this. Your Mom and I needed some extra money this month so we well…
Mr. Dr. P.: Well we know about that mission you two had a few weeks back out to that nudist camp and well. Wade took pictures and sold them to Playboy. We’re spliting the profits.
Kim: Dang it. Dad found us. I told you that eloping was a bad idea.
Ron: Yeah, it’s like I’m microchipped or something.
Kim: Dang it. I knew I forgot something.
Kim: New Captain of the Cheerleaders? Well, we follow the Klingon method. Someone would have to kill me for the Captaincy but my girls love me.
Shego: (Doing her Drakken voice) We meet again, Kim Possible.
Drakken: (Doing his Kim Possible voice) No, not Dr. Drakken! I tremble in your presence.
Shego: You think you’re all that but you’re not.
Drakken: Oh, Dr. Drakken. You’re so mighty and strong. I could never stop one of your evil schemes.
Ron: So that’s what they do when we’re not around.
Ron: Your name? Well, that’s easy. It’s Dr. Drakken.
Drakken: My real name, sidekick.
Ron: Oh, that. Well, that’s easy. Um, I’m sure I know it. Really I do. It’s on teh tip of my tongue.
Kim: Well, Bonnie. I guess yours are bigger than mine. And they look so yummy. I’m so tempted to reach out and …
Shego: You mean you snuck into Kim Possible’s bedroom and took that out of her…
Drakken: Right Shego. Out of her bedside table drawer. It’s the strangest thing though. I can’t understand what’s it used for. It has a couple of D batteries in there though. Must be some type of weapon.
Shego: Uh huh. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest we might want to get it back in that drawer and never mention it again. Ever.