Kim: How drunk was I last night? I knew I shouldn’t have had those ten wall bangers. What was in those things? I’m never going to live this down.
Ron: Badicial. B-A-D…
Girl: You save the world? Oh please. Let me guess. You’re Kim Possible. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone tell me that, I wouldn’t be working here.
Shego: Coffee. I need my coffee…
Kim discovers Ron’s part time job. Male Stripper at Stud-ers.
Udders for a Milk bar. Udders -> Stud-ers. Get it?
Kim: (Thinking) Just wait until Rufus is asleep. You’re all mine, Ron Stoppable. You think you’ve had sweet loving in the past, I’m going keep going until you beg me to stop. Look at that face. Dang, Ron. God’s gift to women? Not even close. I’m going to rip those clothes right off you…
Guy: Is someone buying their first bra today?
Ron: Why did I have to go and kiss her? I’m just going to sit here and drown my sorrows in bottled water and crackers.
Shego: Well at least we landed on their heads. Can’t find much softer that that.
Kim: I’m sorry, Ron! I didn’t mean to rip it off! ;D