I watched too much Daria

Orginally ripped off from here. Language warning on that link.
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable
Kim: That did it, man! I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it.
Ron: You’ll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Kim: What?
Ron: It’s the little differences. A lotta the same stuff we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.
Kim: Examples?
Ron: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a naco without cheese?
Kim: They don’t call it a naco without cheese?
Ron: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what a naco without cheese is.
Kim: What’d they call it?
Ron: Cheeseless naco.
Kim: (Repeating) Cheeseless naco. What’d they call a naco with cheese?
Ron: A naco with everything’s a naco with everything, but they call it naco.
Kim: What do they call a taco?
Ron: I dunno, I didn’t go into an Italian restaurant. But you know what they eat with lasagna in Holland instead of garlic bread?
Kim: What?
Ron: Bacon.
Kim: Goddang it!
Ron: I’ve seen ’em do it. And I don’t mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they pile it on there.
Kim: Uuccch!

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