I watched too much Daria

Orginally ripped off from here. Language warning on that link.
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable
Kim: That did it, man! I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it.
Ron: You’ll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Kim: What?
Ron: It’s the little differences. A lotta the same stuff we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.
Kim: Examples?
Ron: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a naco without cheese?
Kim: They don’t call it a naco without cheese?
Ron: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what a naco without cheese is.
Kim: What’d they call it?
Ron: Cheeseless naco.
Kim: (Repeating) Cheeseless naco. What’d they call a naco with cheese?
Ron: A naco with everything’s a naco with everything, but they call it naco.
Kim: What do they call a taco?
Ron: I dunno, I didn’t go into an Italian restaurant. But you know what they eat with lasagna in Holland instead of garlic bread?
Kim: What?
Ron: Bacon.
Kim: Goddang it!
Ron: I’ve seen ’em do it. And I don’t mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they pile it on there.
Kim: Uuccch!

It’s funny who you meet when you travel?

Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable
Ron: Hey, this trip to Las Vegas was great. I’m glad my folks desided to come out her this year. Lots of entertainment. Ooh, they’ve even got dancers. Hey, she even looks like KP. Imagine that. I know she’s back at Middleton waiting for her Ronster. She’s real cute though.
Kim: (Thinking) Oh, no. What’s Ron doing here. He’ll blow my cover. (She sighes) Well, I better give him a time he’ll never forget. That way he won’t think that it’s me.