After Kim found out that Wade was reading her diary, she started another in written form.
Until Ron discovered it.
Ron: So anyway. There I was in Japan.
Kim: Go on…
Ron: Dang, there was this sweet young thing over there.
Kim: Oh, really…
Kim: Well, you wanted to know what Ron and I do on our dates. Now you know. It’s not my fault you wanted to come along.
Mrs. Dr. P.: But honey…
Kim: No, you’re not dating my boyfriend.
Mrs. Dr. P.: But he’s cute…
Kim: No, Mom. Ron’s mine. Aren’t you married?
Mrs. Dr. P.: Well, your father and I have an understanding…
Kim: Too much information…
Orginally ripped off from here. Language warning on that link.
Kim: That did it, man! I’m goin’, that’s all there is to it.
Ron: You’ll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Ron: It’s the little differences. A lotta the same stuff we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.
Ron: Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald’s. Also, you know what they call a naco without cheese?
Kim: They don’t call it a naco without cheese?
Ron: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what a naco without cheese is.
Kim: What’d they call it?
Ron: Cheeseless naco.
Kim: (Repeating) Cheeseless naco. What’d they call a naco with cheese?
Ron: A naco with everything’s a naco with everything, but they call it naco.
Kim: What do they call a taco?
Ron: I dunno, I didn’t go into an Italian restaurant. But you know what they eat with lasagna in Holland instead of garlic bread?
Kim: Goddang it!
Ron: I’ve seen ’em do it. And I don’t mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they pile it on there.
Kim: What do you mean you never learned how to play leapfrog?
Kim: Look Ron. I don’t understand why you’re so afraid of letting it be known that we’re dating.
Kim knew it was a bad idea when Ron asked her for help with the Republicans for Voldemort ticket.
A nod to AshleyBenlove
Kim: For some reason, I just don’t feel sexy wearing this.
Ron: Fine. Take it off.
Ron: Hey, this trip to Las Vegas was great. I’m glad my folks desided to come out her this year. Lots of entertainment. Ooh, they’ve even got dancers. Hey, she even looks like KP. Imagine that. I know she’s back at Middleton waiting for her Ronster. She’s real cute though.
Kim: (Thinking) Oh, no. What’s Ron doing here. He’ll blow my cover. (She sighes) Well, I better give him a time he’ll never forget. That way he won’t think that it’s me.