Dr. Director: Ron, I just have to tell you that last night was wonderful. I felt it all the way down in my toes. I thought I knew what passion was but I now know what it really means now. Oh we just have to go out again sometime soon. Call me, OK? Don’t forget about me, stud. 🙂
Mrs. Dr. P.: What do you mean this happens all the time to you? You’re letting these strange older men have their way with you like this? Kimmie, you’re grounded! I don’t want to hear another word out of you until we get home. Wait until your father hears about this!
Kim: I’m sorry, Ron but peeing “I love KP” in the snow is not a turn on.
Ron: Hey, Kim. Rufus learned a new phrase. Wanna hear it?
Kim: Sure. Go ahead Rufus. Tell me what it is.
Rufus: Kim, take it off!
Shego: Why, yes officer. I was going 115 through a 35 zone. Yes, I know it was in a school zone. I’m evil. Yes, evil. E-V-I-L. Evil. What part of ‘evil’ do you not understand?
Kim: (Thinking) Well, I guess I’ll just have to keep him…
Shego: Safety Dance? Like that’s like my totally favorite song. I mean like gag me with a spoon!
Shego shakes her head and turns back towards Drakken.
Shego: Dr. D., if you snuck another one of those mind control things on me, you’re going to be in a whole lot of hurt.
Ron: Oh, TOUCH my monkey. I thought you said you wanted me to spank my monkey…
At the first annual Kim Possible Wannabe convention…
Kim: (Doing the Jedi Mind Trick) You will visit this webcomic and vote for it every day!